Lucas Patterson Miller : Luke Miller : Lucas Miller : Boone NC

The last time that I had my Johnson pulled that good it cost me five bucks!

"Five Bucks?"

Lucas Patterson Miller Arrives in Boone NC at ASU

The man

The man, the myth, the legend has arrived at Legends in Boone NC. Lucas Patterson Miller AKA Lucas Miller.  Who would have thought that it would have happened during the launch of a Star Wars movie though.
Can you wrap your head around that?

I sure can't

Lucas Miller Doesn't Understand

The Real Lucas Patterson Miller who is also known as Lucas Miller doesn't understand why things have to fall apart.  Why must screws come out of doors?  Why must the sun come up and the moon go down.

Boone NC is an interesting place for The Real Lucas Patterson Miller

Lucas Patterson Miller Boone NC

I once road a horse from the town of Boone NC to the Town of Boone NC.
The cushion on the saddle wasn't the worst nor was it the best.
Lucas Patterson Miller ate half of the saddle which only made the trip less tolerable as he was sick for most of the week.

The Real Lucas Patterson Miller : Boone NC

The man known as Lucas Patterson Miller is more than a simple love machine but a type of man from the future.  Aspects from the old days and even a bit of the current population.
Never has anyone truly see what he can do...